Online video Info:Confident, everyone below at World SlowMo agrees that Ricky Gervais is a really amusing chap. We liked his most up-to-date no-holes-barred Golden Globes 2012 opening monologue. No question about that! We are just sayin’, we are just merely pointing out the plainly evident truth that he looks instead like a strained cat’s bum (do they say “butt” in The united states?) anytime he “smiles” and squints. (Oh, and he is a little bit podgy, even for a pommy comedian, constantly creating his outfits do a bit of added perform about the neck and boob regions). (BTW, are the terms and conditions “Pom” and “podgy” frequent in The United States? I suspect we may be dropping something in translation.) Anyhow, thanks for watching! (Full GOLDEN GLOBES 2012 OPENING MONOLOGUE Instantly Under) “So in which was I? Anxious? Never be. This isn’t about you. Hi there, I am Ricky Gervais and welcome to the 69th annual Golden Globe Awards are living from the Beverly Hilton Lodge in Los Angeles. Voted for by the Hollywood Foreign Press Affiliation. Tonight you get Britain’s biggest comic, hosting the world’s second biggest awards demonstrate on America’s 3rd most significant network. Sorry, is it? Fourth. It is fourth. For any of you who don’t know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A little bit louder, a little bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought. Allegedly. Nothing’s been proved. But who requirements the Oscars? Not me. And not Eddie Murphy. He walked out on them, and …